sahi pakde hain jokes

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Nus Chainal Aur Bivi Donon Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain
Jab Tak Ye 1 Baat Ko 10 Baar Na Bata Den Inko Sakun Nahin Milta

Pakistan Ki To Kismat Hi Kharab Hai
Na To Aatankvadi Chal Rahe Hain Aur Na Hi Khiladi

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Aaj Bhi Hamare Desh Men 'Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Aur Ka Tujhe Chahta Koi Aur Hai' Gana Sunkar 10 Men Se 8 Ladake To Jajbaati Ho Hi Jate Hain

Jab Kisi Ko Tren Men Bithane Jao To Sab Hasinayen Milti Hain
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Aur Jab Sala Khud Tren Men Baithane Jao Sab 60 Ke Bande Hi Milte Hain

Har Rishta Khun Ka Nahin Hota...
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Kuch Rishte Khun Pine Wale Bhi Hote Hain

Mohabat Men Dhokha Khae Hue Log Apne Aasu Kabhi Mat Rokna Kyonki...
Ruke Hue Pani Men Hi Dengu Ke Macchar Ande Dete Hain